Notes Passed at Aperture

The blog has been recreated by someone with more time than me. :)

prest asked: Sweet GLaDOS, you are a beacon in the sky, or should I say, earth. Yet your science is other-worldy. I dream of your beautiful science each night, swaddled by the promise of fascination whenever I think of you. I hope that you know how marvelous and beautiful you are, you are my sun- that not even the richest and most baffling of paradoxes could snuff. I am so grateful to have known that you exist, you are the pinnacle of perfection, you see. Love, an eternal admirer. <3

GLaDOS: Are we still sending these? Really?

semper-absurda asked: Dear Mr. Johnson, How do you explain Aperutre's incredibly high number of proposals to the government, but the incredibly low number of permissions granted?

No one appreciates good science!

joshydesu asked: So Chell, What do you think about Cave and Caroline?

Well, Cave sounds like a completely lunatic and I’m glad I wasn’t around for his testing. Sounds like the only thing worse than GLaDOS testing. And Caroline… I don’t really know. All she ever did was agree with him. Think for yourself, jeez…

Cave and Caroline: -offended-

kenziecanfly asked: Caroline....we know Mr. Johnson has a rather...(I don't even know how to describe him) "I'M CAVE JOHNSON" personality up front... Is there anything just kinda sweet he's done for you recently that most of us wouldn't expect from him?

Mr. Johnson really isn’t much for romance, but it’s the little gestures that really mean something. I like to keep a flower in a vase on my desk, brightens up the place a bit. Sometimes I’ll come in to work to see he’s replaced a wilting, few-days-old one with a fresh one. Things like that. It’s rare, but when it happens… He can be difficult to be in a relation ship with sometimes, but it’s worth it.

cakeisatruth asked: How did the idea for the mantis men come about?

Cave: Why the hell not?

notafilmnoirheroine asked: Hey Caroline- What would you name a future kid?

((As if we needed any more ways to point out how depressing her life is. She can’t answer, because she’s sitting in a corner, looking very sad. Nice.))

awesomekatt asked: Dear Fact Core, what is the square root of French Toast?

Fact: The square root of French toast is powdered sugar.

cakeisatruth asked: What happened to Rattmann?

GLaDOS: He was a pest that needed to be exterminated.

chaoticchocolate asked: Dear anybody who wants to answer: I'm like Caroline and my friend is like Cave, similar looks, likes, personalities, dislikes.... heck, I think i even might know what Cave's middle name is. I won't tell anyone though, I can keep a secret. What do you think this means?

Caroline: It means you’re a lucky woman. Protect him from himself. Do better than I did…